Are you a monster girl lover? Are you???
Oh, you’re not? Then play something else.
FOR THE REAL MONSTER GIRL LOVERS:
Here’s the game we made!
Yay! Go play it now! Why are you still reading? Ah. Right. You probably wanna know what you’re actually gonna play. Yeah… okay. Give me a second. Monster Girl Hunter Simulator is… a game! A game where you smash buttons and then smash monster girls.
You do need to be fast, though. These aren’t normal girls. They can bite you, hit you, kick you. Probably do worse things too… So stay away from the hooves, claws, hands, tails and miscellaneous arthropod limbs! Or die to them! That’s the kind of freedom of choice we love! Use that extra charisma you were born with. Don’t be shy! Flirt. Show off. Do a somersault.
Even if they don’t like you, they won’t run away. Well. Some of them won’t.
And that’s a success in my book!
The best part!
I know that’s why you’re playing a porn game.
So ENJOY!
Pick up sticks, grab rocks, craft traps, improve your skills. Become the world’s Your Monsterdex keeps track of all the monster girls who have yet to experience your totally irresistible personality. Find them. Meet them. Bother them repeatedly. Unlock their scenes. And once you’ve gotten every single one… you might finally become the…
