Life in Woodchester [v0.16.0] By Dirty Sock Games

>Items & The Bag

Your bag items finally DO something when you click them:

Items are now clickable and usable straight from the bag.

Sperm Booster: active for 5 full days, doubles your volume and adds a flat +50% to conception odds!

Works with cumshot systems! Both the feeding and firing modes. Make it rain!

Sperm Stopper: active for 5 full days, drastically cuts your volume and blocks conception entirely, while everything else still works.

Wait. Conception odds? Blocks conception? Why would you need…

MAJOR: Pregnancy & Breeding System

• The girls of Woodchester can now get pregnant. Seven of them! And this isn’t a coin flip and a text box, it’s a full simulation layer that runs through the whole game.

Janice’s Baby Talk

• Janice has been doing some thinking, and once you’re deep enough into her story she’ll corner you at home for a Talk. Capital T.
• You see, she’s had an IUD in the entire time you’ve been with her and now she wants your permission to take it out.
• NEW baby talk scene: she wants to know where this is going, and she is asking you to your face
• Say YES and she books the doctor the same day. IUD out, effective immediately, and she’s already listing which positions she thinks will… work best
• Not ready? Tell her you’d rather keep practicing. She’ll accept that. Probably.
• Change your mind later either way with the new permanent “About making babies…” talk option. In, out, back in… that doctor is very patient.
• And once the IUD is gone, her bedroom menu grows a brand new option:

NEW: Pregnancy & Breeding

• NEW You can now Impregnate all girls that you can have sex with, during overworld sex:
• Janice
• Tara
• Lily
• Cass
• Molly
• Fiona
• Nina
• NEW 3 pregnancy variation missionary sex tummies
• Along with 5 alternative dialogues for each stage of pregnancy.
• NEW A fully repeatable Breeding scene for Janice, built for exactly one purpose 
• 10 rotating dirty-talk variations, so it stays fresh no matter how… dedicated you are
• Mid-scene choice: legs spread, or legs crossed and locked behind you
• There is no pull-out option here. That’s the whole point. Straight to the Impregnation Wheel, every single time.
• And yes, feet up, laying on back “breeding” counts as one of her favorite positions! Favorite positions are just one of the factors in getting better odds on the impregnation wheel…

The Impregnation Wheel

• Finish inside a girl and the new Impregnation Wheel spins: a sperm racing around an egg, landing on your fate.
• The best part is the odds panel. Before you spin, the wheel shows you your REAL chance and every single thing feeding it:
• Her fertility that day (every girl runs her own cycle with Normal, High, and Peak days)
• Your load buildup (go a few days without release and your odds climb, a lot)
• The position you finished in. Every girl has positions she likes more than others, and finishing in her favorite position adds a bonus on top.
• Active items (there’s that Sperm Booster’s +50%!)
• Your unlocked Breeder perks
• Nothing is hidden, nothing is fudged. The number you see is the number the wheel uses!

Twins, Triplets & Rare Babies

• Already pregnant? The fun isn’t over. Finishing inside a pregnant girl spins the new Upgrade Wheel instead, which can upgrade the pregnancy to TWINS or TRIPLETS, or bank extra Rare Baby chance for the birth. Full-screen banners celebrate the big hits, you’ll know when it happens.

Fertility Tracker

• Your phone has a new Fertility Tracker page so you can plan your… activities. And by plan, we mean PLAN. This thing is a full mission control:
• Every girl gets her own card, neatly grouped: Pregnant, Mothers, and the… not-yet
• Each girl shows today’s fertility level (Normal, High, or Peak) with the exact odds bonus it gives you, the same number the wheel uses
• A full 7-day fertility forecast graph per girl, so you can see her Peak day coming and clear your schedule accordingly
• Pregnant girls switch to a pregnancy progress tracker: day counter, a growing progress bar from conception to due date, what she’s carrying (single, twins, or triplets), and her current rare baby chance
• Your own status sits at the top: current load buildup (Normal, Big, Huge… Massive) and any active Booster or Stopper with days remaining
• Check it in the morning, plan your evening. You degenerate tactician, you.

• Pregnancy Stages
• Pregnancy plays out over 5 stages, and the girls SHOW it. Every pregnant girl gets a growing belly through the whole game, in every pose, every scene, every outfit situation. By the late stages there is no hiding it, and the house notices:
• NEW Overworld pregnancy bellies for 7 ladies.
• NEW Idle pose pregnancy bellies for 7 ladies.
• Girls text you when the bump starts showing, and some want to talk about it in person
• The girls gossip with each other about who’s pregnant
• Pregnant girls give you unprompted updates on how they (and the baby) are doing as the weeks pass, with unique dialogue for a first baby versus the ones after
• Not everyone figures it out right away, either. Two of the girls genuinely do not realize what’s happening until they’re showing, and their discovery scenes are some of my favorite writing in the update.

The Internal View

• For those who want to see EXACTLY what’s happening: every open world sex scene now has an internal x-ray view at the moment of truth, complete with in-womb audio. There’s a toggle in settings if you’d rather keep it classy.

Births, Babies & The DaycareZ
Delivery Day

• When a girl hits her due date, you’ll get word she’s in labor: you cannot go to sleep until you show up. No skipping the big day. Head to the hospital for a full delivery scene, and these are real scenes: her closest friends and family in the room, panic, tears, jokes, and the gender reveal at the end. Every girl gets her own delivery scene with her own supporting cast.

Babies Are Here!

• Every baby born is a permanent, saved part of your world:
• Boy or girl, with real birth stats (weight and height)
• A personality: one quirk inherited from mom, one rolled from a big pool, so siblings actually feel different
• A chance to be born RARE, and rare babies sparkle. Literally. Gold stars.
• You name them. Every one of them.

The Hospital Daycare

• With potentially a LOT of babies in play, they needed somewhere to live: the new Hospital Daycare. Browse every baby you’ve fathered on one screen, search by name, filter by mother or gender, sort by age, and open any baby’s card for their full stats.
• Want them closer to home? Send a baby home to live in mom’s room, complete with a crib.

Breeder Stats & Perks

• Your phone also gained a Breeder page tracking your lifetime numbers: total babies, twins, triplets, per-girl counts. Racking up births unlocks permanent perks that raise your fertility odds, boost twin and triplet chances, and more. Yes, the final perk is called Breeder King. No, we are not sorry.

New Character: Nina

• And who’s been delivering all these babies? Meet Nina, the maternity nurse holding this entire operation together. She’s calm, professional, extremely good at her job… and the more of your children she personally hands over, the more she starts doing the math on her own situation…
• Full talking and intimacy scenes at the hospital
• Her own storyline that unlocks in beats as babies from more of the girls are born. Watch her professionalism slowly lose the fight.
• And yes. The maternity nurse can end up in the maternity bed. Full pregnancy support, bump and all.

Systems & QoL

• Low Memory Mode: if the game crashes on older phones, next launch triggers a reduced texture memory mode to keep you playing
• New notification banners and toasts for the important stuff (pregnancy chances, perks unlocking, babies due)
• People can be found in their rooms more on weekends than just always out and about.
• Gallery is now Memories, and Gallery shows photos you take of the girls, at least for now.

Bug Fixes

• Fixed Lily’s talking dialogue sometimes sending you to Janice’s room
• Fixed Lily’s talking chest offset on scene start
• Fixed phone menu SFX
• Fixed a popup counter issue
• Fixed dialogue scenes that could silently auto-skip when text files failed to load
• Various crash guards and stability fixes